Dumpster Fire Novelty Candle

Dumpster fires happen. And then they end.

This is the ultimate piece of home decor, perfect for yourself or as a gift. Wouldn’t it look great in the background of your next conference call? Don’t burn it, burn it halfway, or burn it all to the ground! UNSCENTED or Cedar

Description

• High-Quality Paraffin Wax
• BURN TIME | This Dumpster Fire ends. 40-50 HOURS
• DIMENSIONS | The Largest Dumpster Candle on the Market
• 5″ wide x 3.4″ deep x 3″ tall
• About the size of a coffee mug laying on its side…after you’ve spilled it all over your keyboard.
• FUNNY OR SAD? | Can’t it be either?
• This is the ultimate piece of home decor, perfect for yourself or as a gift.
• Wouldn’t it look great in the background of your next conference call?
• Don’t burn it, burn it halfway, or burn it all to the ground!
• UNSCENTED or Cedar